Sometimes football is damn right brilliant. But most the time it's a bizarre world of unbalanced finances, atrocious decision making and egotistic personalities with too much free time on their hands.
Sometimes, you just need a hug from lovely Koala Bear to make it all ok. It'll begin to make sense by the time you reach the bottom of the page. Anyway, here's a bunch of random stuff that you might have missed today.
1-0 up with 20 mins left. Probably a bit early to start time wasting... especially when you're this bad at it. Anyone else want to watch a game in Tanzania by the way? Scenes.
Because his ego needs a little massaging from time-to-time. How long till Avenida Jose Mourinho is blocked by a parked bus?
When you're 8,000 seats short of meeting FIFA World Cup capacity but it's ok because you don't care about the view of spectators and your mate has sorted you out with a decent deal on some scaffolding. Mess.
Ever wondered what Bundesliga badges would look like as NBA teams? Algerian graphic designer MH Design did.
German sixth-tier side SV Oberwürzbach have bagged themselves a new shirt sponsor. The local butchers? The local builders? The local car dealership? Not quite. Local 'adult' actress, Lena Nitro, has plastered her name and website across the front of the team’s shirts.
They're a tough bunch in Scotland. If you happen to be a Rangers fan and someone starts signings a Celtic song in a public space you throw a pint at them. No questions asked. Even if that fan is notorious MMA nut-job Conor McGregor.
Cesc Fabregas finally admits he was the mysterious Pizza Slinger that stuck a slice of margarita on Alex Ferguson's bonce back in 2004.
Leroy Sane has bagged himself one of just 1,000 pairs of the Triple Black Nike Mercurial Vapor Flyknit Ultra boots. Will he wear them in Germany's World Cup qualifiers this week?
Wrestling royalty Triple H has a few thoughts on West Ham's start to the season. Because when you run a 24/7 Sports News Channel you need to fill time any which way you can.
Today is World Animal Day. We just happened to stumble across the greatest Twitter account of all time in @ftbllrswanimals.
Never look a wild animal directly in the eye... This dog knows the drill.
So, yeah. That's what's been going on in our world today.
