It's Friday, and before the weekend action kicks off we've got some things you may have missed this week. Yes, as a special bonus for you all there's actually 12 things this week, because... well because it's Friday, OK? Enjoy...
SpyHard With A Vengeance – Following the antics of Marcelo Bielsa and his backroom staff in the build-up to the Derby v Leeds clash, the Leeds faithful were quick to share their feelings with the Derby fans.
Pizza-Gate Part II – But Leeds were soon put back in their place by... Pizza Hut?! Boom. A large stuffed-crust pepperoni with a side of BANTER.
Gone Down Easily – Another debacle for VAR to clear up here as the half time entertainment at the Stadium of Light spiralled into controversy.
Let Me See That Thong – Sisqó fans rejoice, for the spirit of the 1999 classic lives on in Thai central defender, Suphan Thongsong. Yeah, you wish your surname was Thongsong too... Dave Thongsong.
Mike "Quick Feet" Dean – Goose stepping his way into 2019. The man is pure showbiz.
Ref Off – Deano then followed that up with the most nonchalant booking ever. It's all about the casual between-the-fingers hold here. It's Mike Dean's world and we're all just living in it. He knows it. We know it.
Going Down – Using her own sordid past of adult acting, Hammers fan Mia Khalifa burns Arsenal's Matteo Guendouzi in outstanding fashion. Touché. Get her in the Match of the Day studio.
Czech Mate – No, that's incorrect. So incorrect.
Upload Contacts To Cloud – First time can be forgiven, but twice... come on, Al, that's just careless.
Mean Machine – You can take the player out of the game, but you can't take the game out of the player, as evidenced by Rino Gattuso. Let them know you're there son. Every day. In training.
Maximin Style – Nice forward Allan Saint Maximin played the whole match against Monaco in a Gucci headband. Scored as well.
Monster Throw – The hours put in during the teenage years to get a forearm that strong. Explosive.
Have a good 'un...
