Remember before the internet you had to wait all week to see a photo of your new signing wearing a giant owl mask in the match day programme? What a miserable world that was. Here's a bunch of random stuff that made us chuckle this week in this wonderfully weird world we call football.
The Finisher – Have you ever seen England and Spurs captain Harry Kane is the same room as Eric 'The Tash' Collins? No you have not.
Going under down under – Goalkeepers. Yes, they get the blame, sometimes unfairly. But mate, just pick it up or leave it. Don't do whatever that was.
Goal line – If he's doing this every time his team scores a goal he needs to start supporting Huddersfield. Although, that might be enough to get him onto the stronger stuff.
Ba-rmy – Reckon the PR team at Istanbul Basaksehir have borrowed some of that Paraguayan's magic little powder. What's going on here? Short version is they've signed Demba Ba.
Accidental Partridge – Interestingly enough, that Argos is ranked at number 3 of 'Top 10 Things To Do In Norwich' on TripAdvisor.
Tougher than a two-dollar steak – Just Aleksandar Mitrovic landing a spinning-reverse-DDT on Davinson Sanchez. Big Eric Collins would be proud of that one.
Step On – Our kid on his way down to Maine Road to watch Citeh. Scousers at home, under the lights, buzzin.
Half Term Terrorists – If you happen to encounter this lot on an away-day stay clear of the kid in the green trainers. He's watched Green Street twice and had three Strongbow Dark Fruits. Bless him.
Nut so clever – Nothing like celebrating a last minute goal by two-footing one of your heroes in the bollocks.
Build it and they will come – Don't build it in time and they'll leave for China, earn enough money in a week to build a bigger one, and probably build it quicker.
Have a good weekend boys and girls...
