From questionable support and alternate commentary to a friendly kick about with the missus, here are ten things you may have missed this week from the wonderful world of football. And first up, we catch up with an old friend...
Slippery slope – OK, so you may not have missed this one, but it's worth a watch again. And again and again and again... Sad to see the literal and metaphorical fall of Mourinho. Got to laugh a bit though...
Great Header – How the ref missed this is beyond us. Great positioning on the line though...
Kiss & Make Up – When tensions rise, this is the perfect way to calm the situation down. That or piss the guy off even more, who's to say? When you try and break someone's leg by jumping in like that, the least you can do is kiss them better.
False Ca-nine – Turned on a sixpence. Re-name him Paws Dogba and teach him to dab.
Train as you play – Bit of family time in the garden, can't beat it. Nice weather, Sunday BBQ on the go, and the mother of all two-footed challenges on your wife. Bliss.
Merseyside Morals – If Liverpool do win the Premier League, they fully deserve to completely milk it.
Foot down – When words fail, you have to improvise. This commentator described this pacey counter attack perfectly. No translation needed.
What The Fact – Melbourne Victory's Keisuke Honda gives a no nonsense prognosis on his injury problems.
First name on the team-sheet – Paddy Kenny's got one of these of Neil Warnock. Job for life.
Please Make It Stop – Please help us stop anymore unnecessary suffering by signing our petition to stop Michael Owen appearing in any more commercials... Do you know what, don't even watch it.
That's your lot folks. Have a good weekend. Do some weird stuff so we can fill this up next week...
