It’s Friday, and to help you get through those last difficult hours of the week before we all face up to the prospect of a weekend without top flight domestic action, here’s ten things you might have missed from the weird world of football, including a truly miraculous recovery and the sneakiest steward in town…
Get Out The Way – Eintracht Braunschweig's Manuel Janzer missed a sitter as his side and then managed to block the follow-up effort while curled in a ball of sorrow. Subs, get warmed up.
Eyes In The Back Of His Head – What sort of witchcraft is this? A Brazilian sixth sense?
Stitch Up – How would Scott Brown react if he knew about this? Probably in the same way he reacts to any news, good or bad. Swear at it and kick it.
Poetic points – Ever think football commentators go a bit... OTT? Nah. If you like this and you've got some more time to kill, check out more work from Nick Murray Willis. Very clever.
One Shandy Too Many – Look out for the sequel of this one. Play-Off Final, Wembley, May 27. 8 cans of Carling, and 1-0 defeat to West Brom. Sky Sports cameramen, find him.
The Healing Power Of Football – "Siri, show me the most Scottish football story ever."
Sneaky Does It – Subtle, pal.
Just A Talking To – Get this on Mike Dean. Reassure him that he's superior to these spoilt millionaire footballers. Tell him to send Neil Warnock to stands for no reason whatsoever.
Daddy Day Care – Peppa Pig with the assist once again.
All Hail The King – Following his superb hat-trick against Real Betis, Messi was applauded off the pitch... by the Betis fans. You'd applaud that man if you walked in on him in bed with your wife though wouldn't you?
And that's 10. Now let's sit down, have a pint and wait for this to all blow over...
