Another week, another 10 (ish) things that you might have missed from the world of football. The summer is here, players have their feet up on a beach, chilling in the sun, apart from Diego Costa because he's mad as a box of frogs. Have a break from reading the same daily transfer rumours on the gossip column...
Boyz In Da Hood – These hooded youths, roaming our football pitches at night, running riot, causing carnage.
Cornered – The president of FIFA has no idea how to kick a ball. Imagine the President of the USA knowing nothing about politics?
Megnuts OG – Mate. Just launch it, yeah? You're a keeper. If you had a first touch you'd still be playing out on pitch.
Playing Hardball – At least he didn't head it.
McGheed Up – Scenes, as the kids say.
Hay Bale Throwin' – Where's he been hiding that? The Rory Delap of La Liga. Real Madrid need to sign Ricardo Fuller, Kenwyne Jones and Jon Walters. Goals for fun.
Raving & Misbehaving – Ever wondered what Mike Dean would be like after an all dayer on the substance?
Diego Kart – The only reason why Diego Costa would be anywhere near a beach on his holiday is because he's got bored of wrestling with wild bears and fancies fighting a Great White Shark. Hold my towel, señor.
Who's A Pretty Boy? – Andy Robertson doing his best pirate impression. No wooden left peg for this chap though, just an absolute wand instead.
Score Draw – Still covered in beer.
It's All In The Science – Never kick a ball again mate. You've reached legendary status and these young pros will respect you forever.
That's The Spirit – Can you imagine the state of the people leaving this bar after the USWNT's mauling of Thailand. Battered.
Bus Stop – Mick McCarthy's face should be the flag of Yorkshire. No nonsense as per usual from the big man.
Hating The Haters – Anyone else thoroughly enjoying the World Cup without having to over analyse and over compare absolutely everything? Do you like watching it? Keep watching it. Do you not like watching it? Watch something else.
Dog Days – Daniel James is lovely young man who loves his dogs and definitely pops in to see his nan at least twice a week. Looking forward to seeing him and Alexis Sanchez having a play date.
Banyana Banyana – This is the way to arrive at a game. No stern looks & oversized headphones. A nice little reminder that football is indeed fun.
Did we say 10? Yeah, got a bit carried away, much like the USWNT...
