Another round of football has provided us with more weird stuff that you might have missed this week, including Leicester’s replacement for old slab head. But first up, the veil has been lifted on Pep and Aguero’s heated exchange last week…
Pep Talk – It was all hugs and kisses not long after though. Then Jesus' winner got chalked off by VAR. Awkward...
Hollow Brain – By this reasoning, Brexit can be overturned as its a clear and obvious error.
New Signing From Far, Far Away – If nothing else, Caglar Soyuncu certainly has a head to rival Maguire.
Green Team – Different coloured kits are overrated, right?
Stone Cold – Want to see more celebrations like this.
99 Balance – Although his ball control is now shocking.
High Foot? – The Real Danny Rose notching with a flying kick at the back post.
Once A Fan – More £20m+ Premier League striker attending games in the away end wearing bucket caps, Stone Island jackets and taunting the home support, please.
Bed Barnes – "Wait, this is on video? I thought it was just a phone call..."
Luiz King – David Luiz always looking out for his little brother.
Sticky Toffee – Ending on a nice one. Football, eh? Tugs on the old heartstrings doesn't it?
Was that 10? Close enough...