Football is weird and that's why you love it. They call it one of the most simple games but we don't half make it more complicated than that. Every game, every transfer, every piece of analysis is ammo for viral memes and videos, and we wouldn't have it any other way. God bless Twitter, you'd never got sh*t like this teletext.
Pipe Down – This is the Champions League Ste, not the 1st round of the FA Cup.
Sealed With A Kiss – The referee has gone to VAR and, yep, it quite clearly shows that you're complete idiot.
Have to laugh – Cos if you don't, you'll cry...
Seagulls & Trawlers Part II – Big Eric has us all on strings. He'll turn up to a black tie event dressed as an aspiring artist and confuse you for his own entertainment.
Elton Gone – It was love at first sight for Lorraine and Nikolas.
Don't Go Breaking My Dart – Ball or arrow. Both incredibly accurate from distance.
Throwback Striker – Not quite as good as Harry Kane the wrestler.
Crocked – Does anyone understand 'banter' anymore?
Wet Wet Wet – He knew it was coming back for a second squirt and still embraced it. Respect.
Playground Rules – You've toe poked one in 5 seconds after the bell and now you're being chased by 25 year 11s wearing Rockports and Burberry caps.
That's ten. Do some more weird stuff so were can do it all again next week, yeah? Good. See ya.
