Tottenham getting roasted by Bayern was hard to miss this week, but any Spurs fans who have cut themselves off since Tuesday from the football world might have missed a bit more. Here's 10 things you might have missed this week, because Twitter is the holy grail for mental football. A few years back you'd have no idea about double overhead kick goals in the Thai League. Knowledge is power.
Davina McCalled It – Running off to their big brother after a beating that bad.
JAV IT – Martinez giving the Spurs defence an example of what they should've been doing all night.
Maradona's Moves – In another life this sniff-hungry Argentine was just a mad-for-it lad tearing up an illegal rave on the outskirts of Blackburn.
Ronal-D'oh – Brugge's Dennis showing Madrid what they're missing when he scored a brace against them in this week's Champions League.
Another Day At The Office – The list goes on...
Ballsed It – The ref clearly didn't think it through when he dismissed the entire collection of ball boys.
The Disrespect – Didn't see anyone giving Dominic Calvert-Lewin grief for doing basically the same thing in Everton's game against City last weekend. Would have loved to, mind.
Tandem Tekkerz– Shaolin Soccer made real in the Thai League.
Shoulder To Shoulder – On the exact fine line between get-on-the-weights and a straight red. The ref leniently sided with the former camp. Yellow each. Move on. Get some dumbbells.
Drake's Fortune – Drake learning the hard way that you can't just wear a football shirt and feel safe in South America... They'll slap you up for wearing a Shrewsbury shirt 'cos it ain't Boca. Mad lot.
Red Bullsh*t – The Salzburg boss throwing all sorts of German and English around during his half time rant. Whichever half the players understood they definitely got the gist of it.
And that's 10-ish. Have a good weekend...
