Treachery, espionage, subterfuge, and a twist that no one saw coming; yep, the latest yarn from Wagatha Christie is a must read, and it’s certainly provided plenty for this week’s 10 things that you might have missed. You know football’s weird when the main talking point of the week has nothing to do with anything that happened anywhere near a pitch. Only one place to start, right?
Guess Roo? – Hours of fun for all the family.
All Part of the Plan – Did Wayne really get a hair transplant? Did he really get done for drink driving? Does he really fondle pensioners and pay for the pleasure of doing so? We just don't know what's true anymore.
Feeding The Fire – The only thing flooded now is her Twitter mentions.
Joe Knows – Willock instantly earning the approval of Gooners the world over.
Never Go Full Pingu – We've all had times when our team's performance has left us raging, but when only Pingu can understand you, you know you've gone too far. Have a breather, chap.
Child Cruelty – Saint-Étienne keeper Jessy Moulin had to console his son because he had to wear the kit of their rivals, Lyon. Never too young to understand the intricacies of football rivalry.
Mauled By Wolves – Mate. Put the phone down. Go to a game ya weirdo.
Fun Factory – Warehouse Wanderers must have a decent Sunday League team with this guy pulling the strings.
Birthday Blues – VAR continuing to ruin everyone's fun.
Dan The Man – What do you do when you get sacked from your job? Get on the shots and surround yourself with people who disagree with the decision.
Cech This Out – Former Chelsea and Arsenal Stopper Petr Cech announced that he's switched to Ice Hockey. Now he takes the head-guard off... he's been hitting the gym pretty hard too hasn't he?
Girls Night In – Iran went on to win the game 14-0. Bet the authorities wish they'd let the ladies in sooner...
That's it. Carry on with whatever it was that you were doing, so long as it's not betraying Coleen Rooney...
