This is 10 things that you might have missed from the world of football this week. Why? Because football it proper weird and Twitter captures all the stuff teletext used to miss. Here's a bunch of random bits that this beautiful game produced this week...
¿Qué? – Goat slash, anyone? Nope. No idea.
A Kick Too VAR – We're all Ruben.
Kepa's Ball – Arrizabalaga taking one for the team. The wrong team.
Harry Oughta Learn Politics – Just wait for the return of his account with the obligatory "got hacked" explanation.
CCV or GBH – Cameron Carter-Vickers getting away with a straight red. The striker getting away with his life.
The Art Of Tackling – Craig Dawson displaying a textbook hard-but-clean tackle. Same punishment as that monstrosity above.
Head On The Line – Arturo Vidal doing his best Phil Jones circa 2015.
Moreno Masterclass – With skills like the rarely-seen headstand scorpion-kick clearance, Liverpool fans must be wondering why they let Moreno go. Can Andy Robertson do that? Probably. Probably end up assisting with it the talented b*****d.
Play the Unai Emery Way – That's any direction except towards the goal then. Did they complete a forward pass? Lot of red forward ones in there...
Egg Chasing – Every football fan watching the Rugby World Cup Final last weekend.
Boys Against Men – Andy Lonergan and his grandkids preparing to take on the Villa.
And that's your lot. Same time next week, yeah?
