Take a break from all the recycled and repeated non-excitement of Deadline day and check out 10 things that you might have missed from the often-weird-but-always-wonderful world of football this week, including the antics of the man responsible for putting a spoke in the World Champions' wheel, and Billy Sharp’s welcome for the latest Blade. Ready? Let’s go…
Stat's That – Clear where United's problems lay. It's OK though United fans, you may have missed out on Haaland, but you could still get Josh King, Islam Slimani, or Odion Ighalo.
Little and Large – 16-year-old Karamoko Dembele lines up for Celtic alongside six foot three inch defender Christopher Jullien, looking every part the latter's mascot.
Red Machine – So who wins... Liverpool starting 11 vs 33 West Ham players? Sure its packed but can they really get anything past Alisson?
Reds Raw – Shrewsbury's hero with a school boy error there. We all know they don't have electricity in Wales...
Cumdog Millionaire – Jason Cummings' goalscoring antics have put him on several radars. His "Cumdog" wrestling persona has put him on Australia's. Nuff said.
The Game Must Go On – Never let a bit of water stop you.
Sharp Blade – Sheffield United's skipper leading the welcoming chants for new signing Sander Burge.
Doing Lines – We're not saying the council worker painting these lines was drunk, but...
Celebrate Good Times – Bet that fence will think twice before messing with that kid again.
Stadium Delivery – Target practice for the subs if ever we've seen it...
And that's your lot. Have a good weekend...
