Get comfortable everyone, ‘coz there’s no football for at least two weeks. But to ease your pain here’s 10 things that you might have missed from the world of football this week, including Ronaldinho settling in to life behind bars, and some mascot mayhem at Hartlepool. Ready? Let’s go…
Mean Machine 2: Ronaldinho's Revenge – Looks like prison life's treating Ronaldinho alright, although that chap whose shirt he signed is clearly a killer. Just look in those dead eyes...
Soap Skills – Yeah, Dinho's not in any danger.
Monkeying Around – See, we've tried to warn you about the psychopathic tendencies of club mascots before. Now maybe you'll start to listen.
Kentucky Football Club – "Lads, we need more social content to be part of the conversation... "Hold my Bargain Bucket."
Mad-ebayor – Emmanuel Adebayor adapting surprisingly well to South American football.
Klopp Clap – If Carlsberg did managers...
PSG Meal Deal – After having to play their Champions League game against Borussia Dortmund behind closed doors, PSG were left with a raft of unneeded food. Nice to see it put to good use.
Ata Way – Atalanta fans with a class gesture in the face of the current pandemic.
Who Let The Dogs Out – Poop-a-scoops at the ready. Reminds us of playing Sunday league down the local rec.
Selfie Isolate – Get a selfie with Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis they said... what's the worst that can happen they said...
Caught Out – Looks like Chris Wilder's time as Sheffield United's manager is coming to an abrupt end. Still, we hear there's a prison team in Paraguay that may be on the look out for a new manager, and they've got a star player upfront...
Behind Closed Doors – Louder than Old Trafford's been for most of this season...
And there you go. Good luck finding something to fill that void this weekend...
