Ah football, how we miss you. But while the action on the pitch seems like an age ago, there’s still room for 10 things that you might have missed from the weird world of football this week, including Bernardo Silva thinning out the Man City ranks, Ronaldinho still doing hard time, and the various other ways pros are passing the days until the beautiful game returns.
Baby (Im)Mobile – Italy international Ciro Immobile inflicting some serious psychological damage on his child, just for a laugh. Seriously though, what else is there to do when you're stuck at home?
'Andy Andreas – Remember the bottle top challenge? Looks like Andreas Pereira has put his self isolation time to good use, taking the challenge to the next level...
Kyle, Walk On – Looks like Kyle Walker will be looking for a new set of friends after being exiled by Bernardo Silva.
Imitation Game– Missing all your favourite stars in action? This guy's got you covered...
Brotherly Love – Anyone who has a brother has been here.
Mine Crafted To Perfection – Missing your home football stadium like...
Rousing Jose – Amazon Narrator: "They went on to lose to Norwich at home in the FA Cup."
Prison Spring Break – Checking in on how prison life is treating Ronaldinho. Turns out not bad. Not bad at all.
Ben Dover – So, apparently you can't teach an old dog an old trick...
Nobby's Nuts – Going to be able to make a team of pros and ex-pros who have messed up during self isolation. Solano lining up alongside Jack Grealish so far.
It's Coming Home, Again – Well worth a watch, especially if you missed it first time around. Just, y'know, turn off after 90 minutes of the semi-final...
And that's your lot. Keep doing more stupid stuff at home so we can do this again next week, yeah?